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What Did Mark Twain Say About Turning 70? [Solved]

I have achieved my seventy years in the usual way: by sticking strictly to a scheme of life which would kill anybody else. It sounds like an exaggeration, but that is really the common rule for attaining to old age.

How to Be Seventy

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Mark Twain’s Speeches - 104/104. Seventieth Birthday (read by John Greenman)

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Mark Twain Turns 70, Words & Songs

It is 1905.